turned out to be a disastrous
shopping expedition
even though you were tickled pink
at squandering all that money
setting off the alarm
giving a polished dramatic art performance
of the seraphic supplicant going round the bend
for the benefit of the store detective
showing him your pretty coloured petticoats
which you accidentally forgot to remove
after trying them on
ashened face skin tone ecru you realised
you had failed to persuade him of your innocence
leaving him neutral unmoved and unconvinced
you were the third that morning
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/616623/Benefits-mother-shoplifter-Government-taxpayer-money