Rallentanda

Rallentanda

Friday, August 31, 2012

Haiku in Excess

a free lunch you say
no such thing everyone knows
you pay and you pay


war of the sexes
marriage is a battlefield
the winner takes all


themes waltz in my head
madrigals quartets and fugues
no need for ipod

my mother has left
her footprint,her deep sadness
her acerbic wit


they play in the lane
with paper boats and rubbish
perfectly happy

sleep deep in velvet
delicious afternoon nap
lace curtains slight breeze

love in the tropics
God why did i come back here
yes well i know why

it's a paradox
that she has a good man but
wants a bad bounder

i don't know this bird
a hummingbird is foreign
to me and my galahs

the butt of all jokes
my brilliant eccentric friend
is a great success

his friends take the train
every morning and don't laugh
so much anymore

all my deeds for God
the heading on every page
a catholic girls school

vivaldi is divine
gloria gloria in
excelsis deo


those lights were so lovely
i would stare at them for hours
when all were asleep

magic of childhood
i knew i would get there and
i did i sure did

i come from the sea
my people are islanders
we're all good swimmers

i would rather starve
than have a job with a boss
not a team player

meadow is a word
too posh and snooty for us
i love it-meadow

grass is much greener
in the paddock down yonder
so is the farmer

complex universe
the creator is a tease
making these puzzles


he was raised to lie
truth was a revelation
both parents lawyers


i tap my baton
the symphony orchestra
is under my spell

the smell of rain
plops on the hot bitumen
sizzle steam and splash

he was so divine
i fell for him oh so hard
right flat on my face

he kept on walking
forgot to step over me
a door mat special


i love pepper trees
pinked pungent pods firm and smooth
home to mosquitoes

gloss'd sour green ringlets
shiny hair of Shakespeare's plays
midsummer night's dream


insensitive folk
have cement rendered psyches
indestructible

my mind is agile
mental leap frogging about
rebel with a cause

i lie on a bench
staring at the milky way
touching it with hands

i am leaving you
land of the big skies for
i've found another

i've said this before
cried wolf far too many times
you don't believe me


we don't have autumn
just varied degrees of heat
hot and not so hot

i remember leaves
crunchy russet and gold brown
a long time ago

it is full moon time
more ceremonies, dogs howl
alas i do too


a poet's burden
always alone in the crowd
watching and listening

september the 3rd
i forget most years but this
year i remember

it has been so long
since you were here with us all
happy birthday love


sunday coloured pink
a glorious day driving
in the lush tropics

God has used this place
as a living art canvas
splotched with gorgeousness

red purple and pink
galungan festivites
rich in tradition.

stendahl

uffizi florence
a drawbridge to genius
head reeling sigh faint

stockholm

drawbridge to freedom
pretend you're so much in love
with your kidnapper

gourmand

it's second nature
passion for fine food drawbridge
to empty wallet

sexsomnia

i did it asleep
i was dead as a dodo
yeah sure says the judge





Wednesday, August 29, 2012

LEAP IN LOGIC

A Suitable Case for Treatment

she said he was mad for her
i said has he asked you out
she said he was too shy
why don't you ask him
i have he just laughed
he is not free anyway
do you have an expectation
that he will love you from afar
yes she said
isn't he having an affair
with the PR girl
yes but he really loves me
how do you know
the way he looks at me


Saturday, August 25, 2012

Aliens

little aliens
nattering away like birds
no lie in today

in alien land
i am an alien less
so than in my own

i am a christian
amongst moslems and hindus
a cultural feat

i'm more comfortable
in this environment than
in my own culture


Monday, August 20, 2012

It's Raining Men



the drought has broken
it's raining men hallelujah
spring is on its way

eye candy for gals
who like to admire muscles
biceps brawn and brain

amuse and excite
imagination even
if it's not sincere

quite a nice feeling
when somebody loves you if
only for a while

Friday, August 17, 2012

Haiku Heights



what is going on
behind the green door i say
oh shenanigans

absinthe is pale green
tastes like lethal creme de menthe
flame thrower in mouth

green is for irish
kiss the blarney stone get drunk
on st.patrick's day

sour green ringlets
a great line from Will Shakespeare
whom i love dearly

she,green with envy
set about destroying me
by emulation

sadly green is me
always trusting believing
loving wrong people