there are ninety ways
to fly to the moon
but
just one phone call
a slow sexy drawl
on the other end
transmitting
sparkles down the line
transports me there
in a second
cheap space travel
putting on the jug
the clatter of pretty tea cups
looking out on to the blue plains
the long grass
waving feathery fronds
saying good morning
to the nasturtiums
and the currawongs