Rallentanda

Rallentanda

Friday, December 14, 2012

Haiku Heights

 
no one is at home
our wish has come true we can
keep all the presents
 
 
how can I tell her
these are the divorce papers
not her xmas wish
 
 
 
he was a mistake
i'm going to send him back
to the wish fairy
 
what will daddy say
i wish we had not seen this
mummy hates reindeers
 
 
who is this dreamboat
looks familiar i would say
on cosmo's wish list

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24 comments:

  1. J Cosmo NewberyDecember 14, 2012 at 1:25 PM

    Naughty, naughty little Rallentanda!

    Oh, I do like them!

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  2. rallentandaDecember 14, 2012 at 3:32 PM

    Glad you enjoyed them!

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  3. Sheilagh LeeDecember 14, 2012 at 5:37 PM

    I love all the haikus you thought of to go with each interesting picture

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  4. rallentandaDecember 14, 2012 at 6:54 PM

    Thanks Sheilagh. It was fun to do. Have a Happy Christmas.

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  5. Lady In ReadDecember 15, 2012 at 12:02 AM

    the first one gave me a smile, needed that today

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  6. rallentandaDecember 15, 2012 at 1:24 AM

    Thanks Lady in Read

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  7. AnonymousDecember 15, 2012 at 2:59 AM

    i really enjoyed your biting wit

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  8. Magical Mystical TeacherDecember 15, 2012 at 3:03 AM

    Hilarious! I especially like the divorce papers one, having been the recipient of such papers right around Christmastime 16 years ago. Such fun!

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  9. rallentandaDecember 15, 2012 at 3:13 AM

    Oh well duckling...just as well you have a sense of humour. I suppose yours were all wrapped up in a big red bow as well:)Long time ago now . Hope you've got yourself a hot hunk and your ex is stuck with someone dreary who wears a beehive hairdo(tee hee hee:)Mine is.

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  10. rallentandaDecember 15, 2012 at 3:32 AM

    Thanks unfetterebs. Believe it or not I consciously censor my wit for blog edification .
    This would be regarded as all very tame kiddiwink stuff, where I come from.

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  11. ClaudiaDecember 15, 2012 at 4:04 AM

    oh dang..that one with the divorce papers is tough...ha..great collection..made me smile

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  12. AnonymousDecember 15, 2012 at 4:26 AM

    I love them... I love all of them a lot... hahahhaha can't stop laughing...

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  13. rallentandaDecember 15, 2012 at 4:35 AM

    Thanks unshakenthoughts. Mission accomplished!

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  14. rallentandaDecember 15, 2012 at 4:39 AM

    Thanks Claudia.

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  15. HazelDecember 15, 2012 at 4:58 AM

    'send him back to the wish fairy' - so cute. These are very pretty Christmas wishes.

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  16. TigerbriteDecember 15, 2012 at 6:11 AM

    Enjoyed this super set and the illustrations:)

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  17. anthonynorthDecember 15, 2012 at 6:56 AM

    Some great words for the pics. Enjoyed them.

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  18. Woman'n'BeyondDecember 15, 2012 at 7:55 AM

    very crafty, witty all of them! cheers!!

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  19. MamaTimDecember 15, 2012 at 6:42 PM

    fabulous!!!! - ♥

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  20. Sri ValliDecember 15, 2012 at 9:23 PM

    Beautiful set...Second one is so funny! Enjoyed reading your words :)

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  21. Reading PleasureDecember 16, 2012 at 6:38 AM

    Your Haiku are really wonderful and a delight to read.

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  22. rallentandaDecember 16, 2012 at 2:39 PM

    Thank you everyone for your very nice comments.

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  23. LauraDecember 16, 2012 at 4:45 PM

    "mummy hates reindeers"....toooooo funny!

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  24. PremaDecember 18, 2012 at 9:07 AM

    The pics were awesome as was the wit in the haiku :)

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