May Bush
About May
May bush blossoms on May 1st every year
Down Under
My Aunt's birthday is on May 4th
May she continue to tell me how lucky
I am to have my own sturdy teeth and is
the only person I know who tells me how lovely
my hair is
Mothers Day is the second Sunday
where the children who can actually
tolerate living in the same country
as their parents visit with gifts
to eat lunch
bringing their laundry as well
My Polish friend Marion said
May Day was a compulsory celebration
when he was living under a communist regime
Penalites were stiff if you did not turn up
In England May Day is big for Morris Dancers
and Maypole Dancing
The folk used to get drunk and fornicate randomly
on the village green so Cromwell banned it.
The Puritans then moved across the pond
to America where they proceeded to ban lots
of other things as well
In America the Puritan influence is still present
thus the reason there is no nude sex in
Hollywood movies
Most of the world thinks that Americans
have sex with their underwear on.
My American friend Wayne said this is not the case.
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