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Saturday, June 18, 2016

Sunday Scribblings 2



Je suis ' cracked'


 

je ne suis pas noted for my giant intellect
but I know how to make loads of money
which makes me smarter than the pope






i am not interested in camels or
eye of the needle smart arsed  comments





when i am the president these subversive religious
texts and their anti trump jokes will be banned





every american should own a gun
to shoot the bad foreign guys
just like in the movies







 

trump is the only one who knows santa claus
is secretly an islamic collaborator








he was born in america
his hair was born in a foreign land
of rapists and murderers
who don't speak american






when he erects a wall his hair
is going to have learn to face climb
strand by strand to reach him

9 comments:

  1. Cartoonists make far more sense than political commentators ever do.

    Visit Keith's Ramblings

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  2. There must be a lot of scared voters that would vote for a bully.

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  3. His hair was born in a foreign land - and he will have to climb it strand by strand - oh god we can only hope that's what he will spend the rest of his life doing..

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  4. This idiot is proof complete of the absence or, worse, the indifference of a God. He is going to kill us all. Where is the targetted smiting when you need it?

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  5. Careful now...you are entering dangerous territory...a committed atheist entering the agnostic zone....a common pathway to enlightenment !:)

    We have free will. God is not responsible for our choices. If Trump is elected it is a direct consequence of the people electing him....There is so much rain here now it may be time to build another Ark. I think there may be room for a token atheist but I will have to check first:)

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    1. Thin ice, I know. But if The Donald has his way there wont be any ice at all.

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    2. Sit back, pour yourself a glass of red and enjoy your Sunday evening in front of the fire. If the Donald becomes president your best bet is to hide in the Warrumbungles.I know all the best caves:)

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  6. That's why we need comedians and cartoonists! Their caustic wit puts things in true perspective.

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