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Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Heath Robinson



heath robinson's invention
for maintaining a happy marriage
intimacy edwardian style



no more sleepless nights
baby gets the fresh night air
parents get some sleep



no one could envisage
there would ever be
a movie screen in a car
this was a fantasy trip



the lazy gardener
you need a robust wife
for this invention
she gets the gardening done
and a workout as well




don't try this
alone at home
there are other ways
to achieve muscle tone
but not as much fun


 Midweek Motif -  Poets United

7 comments:

  1. Quite a collection! You had me laughing!

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  2. Ha...good work on Heath Robinson. Thoroughly enjoyed :)

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  3. These made me smile, especially the gardening device!

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  4. I love the first one. My husband and I should try it. Thanks for the cartoons and your words.

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  5. Now that is just insane - we both wrote about Heath Robinson! I love your poem and the gallery of inventions, especially:
    'the lazy gardener
    you need a robust wife
    for this invention'!

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