Anyone For Tennis ?

hit miss and giggle
i don't think so
it's the wimbledon finals

the titans have been clashing  for hours
so stressful 
as i watch from my realm
with oohs and ahhs
peering out from under the duvet
on tenterhooks
i wonder if you can die
from this type of pressure
(the viewers i mean)
death by chocolate
now
death by tennis

oh look there's benedict cumberbatch
wearing a suit and looking very dapper
quaffing champagne




roger federer has not even raised a sweat
and to think he is so old - 37
his eyebrows and hair are still unruffled
must be a suisse thing

my tennis teacher at school
said  (looking at me) people who ran from the ball
instead of trying to hit it
had no future in this sport
i still have my racquet somewhere

the crowd is going wild for federer
i'm backing Djokovic



they are both remarkable athletes
both super human
who will win?

this match has been going for almost 5 hours
will rall stay awake
to see the end of the match?
will rall be inspired to  give tennis another shot
hit the ball
instead of running away from it?
will rall ever make contestant for the geriatric cup?

stayed awake
djokovic won
best tennis match ever
thank you linesmen
thank you ball boys
i'm coming back as a tennis star
next time round