Rallentanda

Rallentanda

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Karma


                                          God is generous
                                          God is just ,he does not want
                                          To penalize us

                                            I don't want to watch
                                            I don't want to even know
                                            I don't care enough

NON PC POW


3 WW ...generous just penalized
these are generous
little injuns penalized
from functioning just

because they are proud
of their  heritage and have
some pc issues

wearing monograms
advertising subversive
poetry blogsites

these are Peter Pan cartoons
from a twenty year old book
that should be  torn up

for improperly
depicting indigenous
folk with folded arms

and smirks on their face
"no laughing" says the pc
police "no more jokes

humour is something
we will decide on and
we alone if you please"

















look at that rude mouse
who made our printer his home
cos he wanted to

if we were p c
we would let him live there for
free but we are not

he will be homeless
a displaced mouse;call pc
mouse cops at Cheese Hall

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Auf Wiedersehen

DAY 30

vell folks ve made it
congratulations to all
zest ist for the best

it's rock star season
zest for living and some fun
paint the ceiling red

poetry a day
ist not for the faint hearted
zest best learn from this

haiku ist zest great
addictive if not careful
label the bottle

insanity rules
a zest for writing poems
always leads uphill

zest ist vhat I vant
i'm chasing it all over
zest vhat i em like

das is gut zo gut
zest you ist thinking i am
german zen you're wrong

zeus zapped kids by
jagged lightning bolt to earth
zizi  zen end zest

bill and zen are not
flower pot men but zest is
and so is zizi

zest as well zis ends
i am going zapoofskiz
goodbye  for this year

Thursday, April 26, 2012

For The Weekend







These are a few of my favourite things

Rock Star
Rock Star
Rock Star
Rock Star
Rock Star
Rock Star
Rock Star
Rock Star
Rock Star

Haiku Heights



DAY 29

Friendship

i gave up on it
but  i found it in you i
thank you for friendship

we are more than friends
we are more than everything
i am keeping you

when times are tres tough
i think of you and i know
you are on my side

i have never known
support like this before it
comes as quite a shock

it is autumn now
a  season to be happy
i found you at last


DAY 28

sometimes i get a
few moments of clarity
then it disappears

emotions confuse
hard to put thoughts together
with sharp clarity

the search must go on
for clarity and the truth
a journey of hope

clarity hits hard
the puzzle falls into place
we do not like it

DAY 27

temptation is scarce
when one is too discerning
the fall is harder

of such magnitude
the volcanic eruption
spews for days and days
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sometimes temptation
is worth the consequences
passionfruit peach pie
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i would go to hell
for you but God is so mean
he keeps you away
--------------------------
i love temptation
it challenges my bold strength
ha, non existent
--------------------------
weakness is divine
succumbing to it is great
and then you suffer

remorse and regret
set in and you wish and wish
you had not yielded

to its siren call
the sun ray has receded
it is deep dark black
----------------------------

wrestling that angel
is always so difficult
it's bigger than me
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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Downhill

3WW...bloody kinky tender

there was an innocent time
not that long ago
when Noddy and Big Ears
would not have been thought of as kinky
when Miss Violet Elizabeth Botts 
would have been seen as tender and sweet
rather than a  fantasy trip
for Oswin Nigel Rupert or Piers
when little gels played hopscotch
wore a pinny and ribbons
instead of a training bra and mascara
when children spent hours on end
building elaborate sand castles at the beach
digging holes to China
if a used condom floated to shore
no one would have known what it was
things have gone to the dogs
bloody shame really

Sunday, April 22, 2012

" Housekeeping? "

roofie does not know housework
it is not something that features
in the exotic life of an eccentric artist
preoccupied with creativity and beauty

she does like entertaining
in her 'Topple Downs' sur mer
an untouched relic from the past

carving a way through canvases
paint pots champagne bottles sculptures
a grand piano crushed under Tenzig and Tambar
2 giant bengal green eyed cats
paint splotched antiques silver urns
fauteuils peeping from nonchalantly dispersed clutter
books here cushions there paintings everywhere
a still life masterpeice

guests (needing a map) finally locate the table
in the garden of eden tropical jungle
are served pink rose petal cream
cumquats in liqueur with streaks of raspberry
not paint ( I hope) with bubbly in fluted glass
the descent from initial prim to riotous giggles
happening in moments...a day worth remembering