i heard mummy
saying to my aunt flossie
that she would never be barren
that she was more fertile
than the black soil
of the liverpool plains
that she could get pregnant
by just ironing one of my father's shirts
and could easily end up as
the old woman who lived in a shoe
who had so many children
because she didn't know what to do
i worry that she may be intensely angry
with me for swapping my baby brother
for a piglet at the fair
but as she does a lot of ironing
i should imagine i will have a lot more
baby brothers