swimming
means getting wet
an umbrella
offers a little protection
against drenched ringlets
but not against sharks
they didn't want to know simple simon
so he got two owls instead
turned out well
one of the girls
a fancy pants
decided to play at
witchcraft
it worked
but no beginners luck here
she wrecked the wrong house
they are both now homeless
surprise surprise
they are seeing simple simon in a new light
endless possibilities
they cannot imagine how they overlooked
his attractiveness and in particular his generosity