There was a kind girl
called Kristina
who wanted to make NSW cleaner
She hailed from Ohio, an American
found a husband called Keneally
not Kerrigan
Became an Aussie,wore rubber thongs
swatted the mozzies with barbecue prongs
and said
"Ripper,
Vote Labor the party you can trust
the Liberal Party is full of quitters
leave them now,you must"
So they handed her the poisoned cup
a nightmare job, a dreaded pup
that none of her colleagues wanted
" Take this darlin' you'll be great
while we go out and get stonkered "
The irks in her party were even meaner
than Bruce O' Who? and his teamers
Liberal Party blokes good mates
all with patrician clean slates
The Libs are getting the pantechnicons
ready to move back in
New curtains, new furniture,new air con
and even smart party lib bins
Bruce is very excited
new colour schemes, measuring walls
When he wins the election
he's going to throw a huge ball
Kristina Keneally will rue the day
she ever came to these shores
Wasting her time and her talent
dealing with dingbats
and bodgie boy bores
when she could be at play
the American way
on the banks of the Ohio
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