Rallentanda

Rallentanda

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Hazards of War




3WW...cut hazard endanger

cut and run engleeeesh
before we render you
into an endangered specieees
of course i am fraaaanch
where do you think i get this
outrageous accent
i fart in your general direction
your mother was a hamster
and your father smelt of elderberries
va au diable gros dindon

12 comments:

  1. haha this is a riot...i fart in your general direction, lol...your mom was a hamster...smiles.

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  2. LOL...And that's telling 'em! (Me included) but, it's better to do it with words than how it used to be. LOL ... The French and English have had our moments eh!

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  3. Us roast beefs surely have a love-hate relationship with the French..or as Mr Burns says cheese eating surrender monkey's..all bluster..

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  4. some 'cutting' words! the Frenchman is not too keen on the 'Engleesh'...is this an age-old rivalry that still exists today?

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  5. Gros dindon...bien sur. Very clever, tongue in cheek.

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  6. I love this, Great to see some real humour on a blog for once!

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  7. Yes, this was so funny. I really miss them.

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  8. Wow, those across the channel would have to respond. Chuckles! Nice write Rallen!

    Hank

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  9. Thanks everyone. Been far TS of late need to lighten up with more humour.

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  10. Is just a narrow chanel, n'est pas? This was hilarious. Thanks for lightening the mood!

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  11. Pythonesque in energy and ahem breadth. k.

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