You seem to be obsessed with wind instruments these days .I hope this is what you meant little Jack Horner otherwise as a punishment you will be sitting in the corner together with Miss Muffet on the naughty stool!
smiles..i'm a bit afraid of fat spiders as well...though i confront them with a hoover...on better days i manage to get them into a glass and set them free...
Laughing my head off! Spiders are why I am not a Jain -- I still smash them gladly! But if the sucker was that big, I'd be pulling out my luger too. Anything to befriend that Muffet!
Most of the creatures here are big and deadly .We have gun control so you would have to learn to smash them with your surf board or drive over them in your ute. The nation is packed with Miss Muffets so things should be OK in that department.
Some say the rhyme relates to Mary Queen of Scots and her fear of the evil minded John Knox. If you are in need of a weapon, I might know a man who knows a man.
It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her, it was little Boy Blue and his…oh, nevermind.
ReplyDeleteYou seem to be obsessed with wind instruments these days .I hope this is what you meant little Jack Horner otherwise as a punishment you will be sitting in the corner together with Miss Muffet on the naughty stool!
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Deletesmiles..i'm a bit afraid of fat spiders as well...though i confront them with a hoover...on better days i manage to get them into a glass and set them free...
ReplyDeleteDown here some spiders can kill you ...best put to rest with the snakes
DeleteMaybe she can come over and kill bugs for me too lol. Nicely done!
ReplyDeleteOK:)
DeleteAh that's the way to kill spiders. On the other hand if you kill a spider it will rain next day.
ReplyDeleteNah, only with Swedish spiders...not in OZ. We are still in drought.
DeleteLaughing my head off!
ReplyDeleteSpiders are why I am not a Jain -- I still smash them gladly!
But if the sucker was that big, I'd be pulling out my luger too.
Anything to befriend that Muffet!
Most of the creatures here are big and deadly .We have gun control so you would have to learn to smash them with your surf board or drive over them in your ute. The nation is packed with Miss Muffets so things should be OK in that department.
DeleteThat is a real laugh out loud piece. I love the "assertive gear" - like she couldn't just blow the sucker away without dressing for the occasion!
ReplyDeleteThat's women for you!
DeleteI like picturing Miss Muffet as an assertive woman! Very cool take.
ReplyDeleteSmiles:)
ReplyDeleteSome say the rhyme relates to Mary Queen of Scots and her fear of the evil minded John Knox. If you are in need of a weapon, I might know a man who knows a man.
ReplyDeleteOh!quite a thought. This version ll put my dotty at ease...that ms muffet could shoo(t) away the crawler!!:)
ReplyDeleteAtta girl!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the fun prompt Mary and everyone else for the comments.
ReplyDeletenice modern take on this
ReplyDeleteCinderella Limerick