I know this is non pc today and will be confronting for a delicate sweet little fleur person like yourself but I think it is outrageously hilarious and of course like all humour there is an element of truth in its portrayal . It was you Brits wot wrote it anyway!
One married a Fillipino One married a Thai One married an Australian
The first one ordered his Fillipino wife to do the dishes keep the house clean cook and do the gardening
The first day nothing had happened but in the next couple of days most of her chores were completed
The second one ordered his Thai wife to mend his clothes, cook, clean, garden and shop In two days all these chores were completed accompanied by a magnificent meal of Thai chicken.
The third one ordered his Aussie wife to cook, clean, shop, mend do the laundry, iron and mow the lawn. The first day nothing was done.
The second day the swelling had subsided a little, enough for him to squint out of his right eye and with one bandaged arm he could manage to load the dishwasher and make himself a sandwich!
I was not aware you wanted to become a ballet dancer. I suppose you have left it a little late to be world class but with the right attitude and application you might be able to manage a few jete and pirouettes( surprise party pieces for when you have your mates over:)
Ahem ....
ReplyDeleteI know this is non pc today and will be confronting for a delicate sweet little fleur person like yourself but I think it is outrageously hilarious and of course like all humour there is an element of truth in its portrayal . It was you Brits wot wrote it anyway!
ReplyDeleteOkay Sheila.
DeleteSheila joke:
ReplyDeleteThere were 3 English men who married (women)
One married a Fillipino
One married a Thai
One married an Australian
The first one ordered his Fillipino wife to do the dishes keep the house clean cook and do the gardening
The first day nothing had happened but in the next couple of days
most of her chores were completed
The second one ordered his Thai wife to mend his clothes, cook, clean, garden and shop In two days all these chores were completed accompanied by a magnificent meal of Thai chicken.
The third one ordered his Aussie wife to cook, clean, shop, mend do the laundry, iron and mow the lawn. The first day nothing was done.
The second day the swelling had subsided a little, enough for him to squint out of his right eye and with one bandaged arm he could manage to load the dishwasher and make himself a sandwich!
Chuffed. Fair dinkum.
ReplyDeleteBloody oath!
DeleteHa! Good thing I like cooking.
ReplyDeleteSigh..a man that can cook and likes it:)
DeleteIt's only chemistry, with style.
DeleteTsk...puleeese...cooking is an art not a science!
DeleteIt's where art meets science.
Deletehttp://jcosmonewbery2.blogspot.com.au/2009/01/xcvii-australia-day-bits.html
ReplyDeleteHa.. not bad for a little Aussie battler finding his poetic fledgling legs....but not Monty Python Sunshine!
DeleteThat was a joke...your legs are fine:)
DeleteBut not for ballet, it seems!
DeleteI was not aware you wanted to become a ballet dancer.
DeleteI suppose you have left it a little late to be world class but with the right attitude and application you might be able to manage a few jete and pirouettes( surprise party pieces for when you have your mates over:)
The relationships may never recover...
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