AUSTRALIA'S TOILET ROLL PANIC
oh dear what can the matter be
three old ladies got locked in the lavatory
goodness me no paper at all
aussies have stock piled toilet rolls from the store
oh dear what can the matter be
everyone's tense it's not common sense
we aussies like a good clean arse
this is beginning to sound like a farce
the garden hose will have to do
be resilient creative all the way through
this terrible time wont last forever
driving folks to the end of their tether
one day soon we will look up on high
see millions of toilet rolls
falling from the sky
enough for everyone
woohoo woopy doo
why they are doing it
i wouldn't have a clue
Yes, it's ridiculous. Apparently there was a rumour that the cardboard inner rolls came from China and the Govt would stop them being distributed, so people bought up in fear of running out. I have no idea if that was true.
ReplyDeleteCommon sense and panic--justified or not--don't seem to be the best of friends. Things have been getting just as out of hand in the USA. It is quite puzzling, indeed.
ReplyDeleteWell, a garden hose on full blast would certainly clean one's behind!
ReplyDeleteThank you ladies for your wise comments on this matter!
ReplyDeleteFear has been cultivated by those with an agenda. While there is a concern, there are far worse threats. In any case, I hope they leave a few rolls for the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope that Corona virus is wiped off the face of the earth. Poignant write.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious, Rall. Love the photo.
ReplyDeleteWhy toilet rolls? No idea. Now wine...that I understand.
ReplyDeleteExcellent!
ReplyDeleteIndians traditionally said water was the answer. Pour over dirty parts, scrub with leaf or bare hand as necessary, then wash hand. Works if you have enough water--and soap.
ReplyDeleteMuhammad supposedly said, in the absence of water, sand would suffice. Not for me it wouldn't.