sharing a bed
with a swan
is better than
sharing a bed with a pig
a situation a lot of women
find themselves in unfortunately
as soon as dobbin found out
the cow had jumped over the moon
there was no stopping him
very competitive that horse
sorry my dear
you have failed the experiment section
of your science examination paper
these butterflies will never make you airborne
whereas
Fabrizio's fartanesqua flatulent garlic bologneso pasta sauce
can cause (when in contact with flammable fabric)
fire and airborn volcanic eruptions
(Sorry Fabrizio ...you know I love you and this is definitely not about you:)
Put it down to alliteration.
Open Link Weekend # 159
These amusing vignettes made me smile, especially the garlic bologniso pasta sauce!
ReplyDeleteThank you for making us smile Rall! Bits of truth and many smiles. Have a great weekend my friend!
ReplyDeleteChuckled through this -- thanks for brightening the morning. :)
ReplyDeleteYou had me grinning from beginning to end, brilliant!
ReplyDeleteThis is so brilliant love them all thanks :)
ReplyDeleteI chuckled when most wouldn't, our daughter accidentally slept with a cockroach last night in her stepdaughter's bed, the roach was dead in the morning. (She was babysitting her stepdaughter's cat, in Brooklyn, NYC. ) Glad you could use so many pictures, I like doing that too.
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Rall, these are pure delight! The competitive horse my fave. Cheers.
ReplyDeleteThese are all wonderful, Rall. The horse really got me!
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