domesticate
support
promote
shatter
pledge
customize
aromatic
fantastical
magnet/ic
portrait
animation
tease
i wrote this poem... WHY?
to promote this gorgeous cat's portrait
as wonder cat of the year
i pledge to support intellectual
well read domesticated cats
shatter the customized myth
that cats are without animation
just teasers only interested in
aromatic fresh seafood
cats have fantastical magnetic personalities
are loving good companions
make the best friends one could ever have
every home should have one
A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died.
All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.
The German shepherd says: "I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master."
"Good," says God. "Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?"
The Doberman answers: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."
Ah," said God. "You may sit to my left."
Then he looks at the cat and asks, "And what do you believe in?"
The cat answers: "I believe you're sitting in my seat."




Of course I wholeheartedly agree with you about the value and superiority of cats. And I love the joke! (Only slightly less than I love the photo.)
ReplyDeleteYes, cats are lovely pets.
ReplyDeleteoh lovely Our home has one and your cat looks exactly like ours Only ours doesn't read ;)
ReplyDeleteAussie cats are very advanced, Marja:)
ReplyDeleteHaha … that is a funny joke and how fortunate to have such an intelligent beautiful cat. I wouldn't be surprised if it did book reviews!
ReplyDeleteLovely! (Do you have a pet adoption site like Petfinder? I do a weekly Petfinder Photo Contest to try to help picture them homes.)
ReplyDeleteThat is very kind...Bless you Priscilla !
ReplyDeleteYay! Loved the humorous take on the subject of felines. :-)
ReplyDeleteAlso because they earn their keep by keep the mouse population down.
ReplyDeleteI love cats. Have had five in my lifetime. More than several living fifteen years plus. Your cat pic is wonderful!!!
ReplyDeleteForgot to list them. Snowball the 1st, Kasper, Snowball the 2nd, Rocky, Goofy.
ReplyDeleteHa , ha , ha ...I loved your poem as well as the joke which reminded me of another one ...
ReplyDeleteDog.."my master loves me so ...much , he must be God."
Cat..."my master loves me so...much, I must be God."