there was a girl called Liz
who was gifted with
copious amounts of rizz
she was a great flirt
wore very short skirts
and got the lads all in a tizz
one day she decided to change
became an intellectual
which was all the rage
got herself a phd
settled down to study
something apart from
the birds and bees
she had lost her rizz
but didn't care
she preferred
champagne with fizz
and wind swept hair
Good preferences!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun poem. She sizzled then fizzed. There is also a slang xrated word called jizz.
ReplyDeleteOh my, Oh my ... how I love this funny ditty. So clever.
ReplyDeleteGreat!! I love it. I think Liz was more fun before she got her PHD. Funny aside, I almost used that name in my ditty!
ReplyDeleteRizz has nothing on champagne and wind swept hair!
ReplyDeleteAutobiographical my friend…? 😏😉 …rizz is as rizz percieves — you still got rizz Rall.👍🏼✌🏼🫶🏼
ReplyDeleteI could be beguiled by "champagne with fizz and wind swept hair"
ReplyDelete"champagne with fizz and wind swept hair"
ReplyDeleteThat would be my preference!