"I'm a Little D Stick Short and Stout"

Napowrimo poem Day 12
Prompt: Poem about inaminate object
and a secret code

'I'm a little D Stick short and stout'
There are too many of us
abandoned unused
left alone
in dark bathroom cupboards
dragged out for the occasional
wedding or funeral
It seems very unfair as
my cousins toothbrush and toothpaste
get a daily airing and use
Stand in a crowded bus or bank queue
in summer and you will realise the
deoderant stick's great importance
in the scheme of things
I have enlisted the help of
two competent senior detectors
who are committed to the deoderant cause
Both have lost loved ones
to rank body odour
They are conducting surprise spot checks
at various venues
You can also call
'dob in a stinker ' on the following number
using the secret code word ' nose peg'
( This is a free call authorised by your local
State Government Authority)