flaccid
symptom of age
no longer still agile
fantasising about rock chicks
desperately trying to keep things erect
give it up grandpa it's too late
accept your advanced age
it's part of life
flaccid
Padded codpieces are making a comeback. Your eyes should not be focussed in that direction anyway...too much contact with satans jojo. Flagellation by bunny girls for your penance.
I notice a good of ladies seem to find this poem's subject matter amusing. Do you not realise the fear the word 'flaccid' generates in men of a certain age? A little more empathy would be in order, I think!
It is one of the proofs of the existence of a Just God or Eve's revenge on Adam for giving her such bad press. Lighten up Doddles Abraham had children when he was really old so a saintly spritely lad like yourself with all your celestial connections has nothing to worry about:)You have been very serious of late...it's summer time over there...make hay while the sun shines:)
ouch. not looking forward to that day, just saying. ha
ReplyDeleteDon't be silly Brian..it doesn't hurt!:)
Deleteonly the pride
Deleteyup ... he is an old fossil ...
ReplyDeletegrins....there will be compensations I expect.
ReplyDeleteChortles...pray,do tell!
DeleteLOL some never do.
ReplyDeleteReally..and which tribe would that be ?:)
DeleteChuckling so well put .............
ReplyDeleteThanks
DeleteNothing flaccid about your rictameter ~~~ loved it!
ReplyDeleteCheeky!
DeleteOh my, one of those sad truths. (And some of those women are carrying around a lot of upper body weight--they will get to flaccid too!
ReplyDeleteI could help...I have warm hands.
DeleteI do not think Peggy wishes to know that Sancho!
DeleteHa! This cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteSniff. The truth hurts but is still the truth. That's why Grandpas are dreamers. Mind you, he can afford better dreams than me.
ReplyDeleteAny more of this boohooing and bleeding heart stuff and you'll be sent to a boot camp in Kununurra .
DeleteOh. Right. Sorry. (Memo to self: buck up, you sook.)
DeleteMaybe he's just cold. Seems to a an 'eight bunny night'.
ReplyDeleteThose sweet buxomed lassies are being very kind to an old man. It has nothing to do with his millions!
DeleteBwa-ha-ha. Great title, too. It's sad, really, how he's no doubt being mined for his money.
ReplyDeleteHow cynical of you Victoria:)
DeleteLooks like there's a 'bulge' there to me.
ReplyDeletePadded codpieces are making a comeback. Your eyes should not be focussed in that direction anyway...too much contact with satans jojo.
DeleteFlagellation by bunny girls for your penance.
That may be a temptation too far ...
DeleteSmirk!
DeleteI even thought he looked a sad creature when he was younger. I wonder whether he thinks that somewhere along the line he has missed out on real life?
ReplyDeleteYou could write to him and ask or better still write a poem about it:)
DeleteYou've got to stop. You make my stomach hurt. :-)
ReplyDeleteOooooo sorry Tonya mia:)
DeleteWhen I saw the words at 3WW I could only imagine what would be written! You did not disappoint!
ReplyDeleteThom chooses good words doesn't he:)
ReplyDelete...aww, don't ya dare... hihi... i think the more you age... the harder you rock... lol... smiles...
ReplyDeleteYou know ..sometimes I wonder what planet you inhabit Kelvin!
ReplyDelete:) :) ;) is all I can say!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Nanka
DeleteDo not go soft into that good night,
ReplyDeleteOld age should rock and rave 'til end of day;
Rage, rage against limply not achieving height .
Hope you are listening to your own advice Doddles:)
Deleteomg!! Hahahaha....Brilliant! Take a bow...
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it Panchali
DeleteI notice a good of ladies seem to find this poem's subject matter amusing. Do you not realise the fear the word 'flaccid' generates in men of a certain age? A little more empathy would be in order, I think!
ReplyDeleteIt is one of the proofs of the existence of a Just God or Eve's revenge on Adam for giving her such bad press. Lighten up Doddles Abraham had children when he was really old so a saintly spritely lad like yourself with all your celestial connections has nothing to worry about:)You have been very serious of late...it's summer time over there...make hay while the sun shines:)
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