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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Birthday Surprise



poets united mid week motif

difficult to find a present
for the birthday boy
likes elephants
likes sex



so we thought of an elephant ride
no - too rigorous -  fraught with danger



likes onions
likes sex
no- too emotional




likes morris dancing
likes sex
no - too rigorous -  fraught with danger

so we settled on the cake

18 comments:

  1. Haha! An elderly one-track mind is slightly more dangerous than a young one, isn't it?

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  2. Even cake can be adventurous..in the right hands..

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  3. This is freaking hilarious. I totally loved it! Havent seen that many bare bums in.....well, never!!!!

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  4. don't know the elephant ride would add to the celebration :)
    celebrate spring

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  5. My birthday's coming up soon. No elephants, onions or naked Morris Dancers please!

    (But socks? Again? Really!)

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    1. Ah it's going to be difficult to find something for the man that has everything:)
      Any requests?
      I am sure I speak for the others here as well when I say I miss your witty and erudite poems.
      Looking forward to reading your work again soon.

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    2. Tibouchinas and butter bush always get me going at this time of the year but then again I am rather a simple soul!
      Pity you are not into Morris dancing... that is always inspiring :)

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  6. PS I often cannot access your blog when I try to read and comment. I came in this time by clicking on your comment to an older PU post. I hope you can fix this for me, but in any case please know that I would have been visiting and commenting a lot more often if I could.

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    1. I have no idea what is wrong with this blog. I almost always have problems trying to link up and being technically challenged have no idea how to fix any of it. Please don't fret about not commenting on my work. I do not give comments to get comments and to be honest as I don't keep a tally of who or who does not comment I have no really noticed:) I write because I enjoy it.

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  7. LOL...nice spring celebration...

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    1. Oh not really Sumana...just Aussies at play any time of the year !

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  8. Loved the Morris Dancers and it has reminded me I recommended take this up as a past time. A very British dance too.

    The elephants are very rood.

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    1. Not all Morris Dancers dance naked. Perhaps you should join the group that keeps their clothes on for health and safety reasons:)
      You know what elephants are like...they are just being themselves:)

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