WANTED: GOOD HOME FOR UNUSUAL PET
a little eerie
wears translucent transparent
disguise
responds to three languages
if in the mood
howls to the moon
in the key of Eb minor
refuses to eat dog food
too neurotic to be a guard dog
deals with difficult situations
by attempting to disappear
good...i'll take him
just my kind of pet
we'll get along fine
LOL I love this
ReplyDeleteHe sounds like a wise hound...just like his owner ;)
ReplyDeleteSurely hounds like this have 'carers' and not 'owners' ?
DeleteCuriously we had a dog just like this when the children were young. He even went to school one day dressed in a school uniform!
ReplyDeleteA dog who dares to assume his own peculaiar identity and is comfortable about it. And an owner who tunes right in. Love it.
ReplyDeleteSuch a cutsie dog!,, love your poem!,,
ReplyDeleteHow very non-judgemental of you and such unconditional acceptance.
ReplyDeleteWould you ever consider adopting a cantankerous, argumentative extinct old bird?
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteWhat about a busker from Durham then?
DeleteOh...OK, let me think about it!
DeleteYou are missing the farm I see. If it does not reopen you are going to be at a loose end. I hope it does for your sake .
This made me laugh so much. Who wouldn't warm to a pet like that? You've a good heart.
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