boo and pistol
captain sparrow's germ ridden mutts
have been deported by order of
commander barnaby joyce
(boo hiss...australia's a nation of fluffy lap dog haters )
our minister for ' bugger off or walk the plank'
type situations -commander barnaby joyce
diplomat to the stars{ especially hollywood ones}
is not going to allow any ole pirate's
beauty salon coiffed
diamond collar'd pooncy terriers
into oz
competing with our blueys {blue cattle dogs}
and red heelers
without running the gauntlet first,
MATE !!!
boo and pistol
flew out in their own private jet
to california
this morning in disgust
they said they will not be returning
any time soon
WHAT! no invitation to the premiere of " Pirates of the Caribbean"
(most expensive episode to date)
WHAT ! 350 million dollars to make this crap !
Could have irrigated Central Australia for less than that !
Haibun For Haiku Horizons
shameful extravagance
one out of nine starve while
lap dogs fly first class
Simply awesome, Rall. So uniquely done.
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