Snow White
just to make it clear
i am not sleeping with
any of you
Little Miss Muffet
along came a spider
it didn't stand a chance
of sitting down beside her
Jack and Jill
jack fell down and
broke his crown
and jill
well jill decided
to stay up on the hill
and shack up with the other jack
the one who was obsessed with beanstalks
Jack Spratt
jack spratt could eat no fat
his wife could eat no lean
and so between the two of them
they licked the platter clean
the police were called
by mary mary quite contrary
a long long way from tipperary
because of the half starved black cat
who was not permitted to sit on the mat
Imaginary Garden with Real Toads
Carpe Diem # 1516
Love this especially Little Miss Muffet 😍😍
ReplyDeleteNice collection. Clearly, your cupboard's not bare.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed these so much, especially Snow White. That made me chuckle! Smiles.
ReplyDeleteOoh, these are so witty and well done — the snow white tale definitely needed that addition especially in the current environment where consent is finally being understood in its nuances.
ReplyDelete-HA
LOL...not much nuance in that statement.
DeleteI loved them all!!
ReplyDeleteLittle Miss Muffet as a bad ass. Love it! ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat a great set of senyru! Little Miss Muffet and Jack and Jill are my favorites. Very clever, Rall.
ReplyDeleteThat was fun, Rall, you brightened up my dreary Sunday morning!
ReplyDeleteVery nice.
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