today's sermon
is to remind everyone
a shroud has no pockets
you 've got buckleys
of trying to squeeze a camel
into the eye of a needle
today's sermon
is to be kind
is to be loving
is to be compassionate
is to be generous
is to be selfless
a very important person made this sermon
from the mount
today's other sermon
is from nana
always wear clean underwear
in case you get hit by a bus
always cream your elbows
a good french cook will never be
without a husband
The sermon on the mount was filled with wisdom to carry us through the ages. The last bit made me smile, one should always wear clean undies. Have a wonderful weekend!
ReplyDeleteLots of wise lessons in your 'sermon,' Rall! I enjoyed it....
ReplyDeleteLove the witty sermons. :)
ReplyDeleteI knew there was a reason I should have learned French cuisine. Smiles. I enjoyed this, Rall, made me smile.
ReplyDeleteSo much wisdom in your sermon. Thank you
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