A Gunnedah gal called Miranda
now Mrs. Bloom of film star Orlanda
is famous and rich being hitched to a dish
but prefers stringing beans on the verandah
They don't like her gear in New York
Say she's uncool and looks like a dork
But here in the outback we think she's a stunner
We're proud of our gal fresh faced as the summer
She's a lingerie model firm peachy and taut
a testament to our fresh produce and local reared pork
Indeed she is. What a ctach for Mr. Bloom. I might have to make a trip sown under to see the local produce. Very tightly written, if you know what I mean. :)
ReplyDeleteNice of you to show your a appreciation of someone beauty. Brava
ReplyDeletenice to keep the humility to string your own beens once you are married to celebrity...and nothing wrong with supporting local too you know...smiles.
ReplyDeleteFun limerick, more women should get comfortable with their inner dork!
ReplyDeleteI picture classy Aussie woman Miranda,
ReplyDeletestring those beans on her veranda.
What a woman.
I'll bet she's the talk of the town
in Gunnedah.
Like your Limerick
Love your sidebar pictures!
With your Hollywood scene savoir-faire
ReplyDeleteYou should be on a talk show, my dear.
Entertainment Tonight,
TMZ, something light.
Armed with limericks, your audience will cheer!
You wont be diappointed Charles.Our local produce,once tried, never forgotten,everything else pales in comparison:)
ReplyDeleteSephamore we having a saying down here
ReplyDelete'Dead Bears'! I will leave the full meaning to your overblown imagination.
Fun limerick. Thanks for joining in!
ReplyDeleteGunnedah’s a town I didn’t know
ReplyDeleteBut thanks to you I wanna go
Just 7,500 strong
On fame it’s long
Of models and ruggers in tow
cute ones. Hard words to rhyme in the first part. nice job!
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