dverse: 55FFF
he caught the wrong bus
555 is the bus to nowhere
389 is the bus to somewhere
except it feels like nowhere
no matter where it ends up
so you may as well walk
go for a surf, eat pork sausages
date blondes, drink booze,
play country hick music
hey you only live once right, so might as well...and make the most of the nowhere you got...hey, i do. ha..i have wanted out of this town for years...
ReplyDeleteWell then you can do it...People are always looking for teachers in exotic countries...easy...great experience for your boys!
DeleteSausages and booze most definitely, country hick misic maybe, blondes? Well if Mrs N isn't watching, perhaps. Surf? No. The Newbery's spent 300 million years crawling out of the sea. I have no desire to visit the relatives.
ReplyDeleteGosh your side of the family really are plodders 300 million years ...blimey! My lot are noted for taking short cuts. We were formerly extra terrestrials (singing angels with harps sitting on clouds) got kicked off and fell to earth... put on our wet suits and hit the surf! Singers and swimmers...that's us. I'm not blonde (at the moment) so you are safe schweetie:)
DeleteSingk or swim?
DeleteHa, every bus is the right bus to somewhere and the wrong bus to somewhere else, but then again going for a surf sounds like an even better alternative than either.
ReplyDeleteRight on sista:)
DeleteWe in the country like to listen to a song about a bus that doesn't go where you want to go: The Bus Don't Go to Coconut Stone (http://www.rolandmajeau.com/lyrics.html).
ReplyDeleteNice piece although we'll talk about music one day! ha ha
oops..why do I think I'm in trouble?:)
ReplyDeleteOh my God. This sounds like the good old U S of A I recently left behind.Only without the bomb-dropping flying robots, gangs and prisons. ;-)
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PS How the heck do I sign up to "follow" your blog?
Bienvenue! Ca va? So glad you popped in .I'll be over tomorrow to see how your French experience is going.I will give you my address and you scan send me crates of champagne and patisserie:)
ReplyDeleteNo we are not American yet. There is more of a surreal Monty Python madness Down Under eg our future
Prime Minister wants to buy all the fishing boats in Indonesia so that they cannot use them to come to Australia illegally.It would be hilarious except people will actually vote for this mad person.
If you want to follow my blog you have to scroll down to the end of the photos on the right hand side .
A great attitude to have ....it helps one survive this world! Clever 55..
ReplyDeleteCrossing fingers:
DeleteGreat Idea!!!
ReplyDeleteEveryone should get on Bus 55
Especially on Fridays.
Welcome to the Friday Funfest
Your 55 was Perfect
I hope you had fun.
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End
Thanks G man
DeleteHa.. and bus 666 goes straight to hell (or maybe faster dating blondes and drinking booze) ..
ReplyDeleteLOL
DeleteYou know that bus goes to nowhere and everywhere is nowhere at times. Good realisms in your write.
ReplyDeleteSort of like the Knight Bus in Harry Potter. I like my chances walking, boozing, hanging out with other blond gals, and living the good life. Well done here. Enjoyed much!
ReplyDeleteHa...I must be the only person in the world who does not like and cannot read Harry Potter...Glad you enjoyed Gay.
DeleteI have never read Harry Potter... a few chapters - and I did take my kids to a few of the movies. My kids threaten to tie me down and make me read and watch it. Ha. A bus to nowhere... it SOUNDS like a country song :)
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