God is clearly failing to meet the rising expectations of his customers. Perhaps he should submit a tender on a 5 yearly basis and give consumers a chance to choose an alternative supplier.
I've looked at the market. One provider offers an upfront 'pay as you go' scheme; the other a 'deferred payment' arrangement. Before choosing I'd recommend examining the small print as "the devil is in the detail".
Peter , as you are only new to this blog you may not know that I am the only person who is allowed to be rude to Doddles Duck because of our close association. Our family has been eating his family for years.
Ha...das ist gut! Off to bed now for you x and I'm off to shop . Beautiful blue sky here..weather nice...one week til our Spring and all is well in the Land of OZ!
not american, though you would think by the representations of him....maybe he wont hold that against you though robert...
ReplyDeleteMy name is not Bob:)
ReplyDeleteLOL. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteHa!
Deletehaha... those are fun letters... thanks for the smile.. the one with the hair could've been from my son...now he has just as much as his dad...smiles
ReplyDeleteOh dear:)
DeleteDear God!
ReplyDeleteYou rang? What can I do for you my son? No requests please for the elixir of youth..I have run out:)
ReplyDeleteOK. Chicken soup will do just as well.
Deleteso cute and innocent thoughts
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the smile. Sweet innocent youth.
ReplyDeleteThese are FABULOUS! Made me smile!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! Loved the one about the baby and the puppy.
ReplyDelete"Dear God, why such a fuss over one apple?"
How fun!!! I love that last one.
ReplyDeleteThe beautiful honesty of children, lovely.
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
God is clearly failing to meet the rising expectations of his customers. Perhaps he should submit a tender on a 5 yearly basis and give consumers a chance to choose an alternative supplier.
ReplyDeleteThey always have Dawkins!
ReplyDeleteDawkins? Nah, his type they come and they go. According to 'comparethemarket.com' there's only one other contender in town.
DeleteTrust the dour monk to show up!
DeleteI've looked at the market. One provider offers an upfront 'pay as you go' scheme; the other a 'deferred payment' arrangement. Before choosing I'd recommend examining the small print as "the devil is in the detail".
The dour monk should not visit here.This blog is not suitable for the religiously inclined:
ReplyDeletePoetry, art, intuition and religious expression are all closely associated .....
ReplyDeleteUmmm ... soon the mad monk will inform us Jesus was a poet.
ReplyDeleteHe was; read the Beatitudes or His Parables - you dense duck.
ReplyDeletePeter , as you are only new to this blog you may not know that I am the only person who is allowed to be rude to Doddles Duck because of our close association. Our family has been eating his family for years.
ReplyDeleteWELL, EXCUSE ME!
ReplyDeleteYou do make me laugh and brighten my evening.
Thinks: I'll name a pub called 'The Monk and Duck'. Beats the 'Mouse and Wheel' and the company is better too.
Ha...das ist gut! Off to bed now for you x and I'm off to shop . Beautiful blue sky here..weather nice...one week til our Spring and all is well in the Land of OZ!
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