3 Word Wednesday
this bum is alleged to be insured
for 21 million dollars
a speed bump that could derail a train
this giant pin cushion has its own stylist
Cornelius, who is paid 3 thousand
dollars a day to maintain it
if it gets sun burn its value will depreciate
there is moral outrage in certain quarters
over this ridiculous and offensive self indulgence
a hue of hypocrisy exists about it all
because without public interest and media hype
no one would have ever heard of kim kardashian
sigh! a sad indictment of the ordinary mind
although I do know at least two of my male commenters
who would only be too happy to do work experience
with Cornelius as assistant bum stylists to the stars
Too funny. I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.
ReplyDeleteIt looks as though a wide angle lens was used. Her derriere should of course reassure many women that worry about their bottoms that even without exaggeration bottoms can be the tops.
ReplyDeleteI hope I'm not one of the two!
ReplyDeleteHow on earth does one maintain a bum? Personally speaking, her backside is way too big for my taste; my particular preference being eyes and hands. We all have our weaknesses.
Oh surely not !...weakness and sins of the flesh could never be attributed to such a saintly religious person such as yourself Dodo!
DeleteGood grief that is one wide load! I used to enjoy the Kardashians - it's funny laughing at the mentally unfortunate but with more money and attention they did turn (themselves) hideous! Have you seen Bruce's face!
ReplyDeleteI don't watch this type of show. Someone happened to mention Kim Kardashian's bum insurance,when we were discussing obscene wealth. So I don't know who i Bruce is. I know that he would not be Ocker Bruce from the Bush:)
ReplyDeleteBum specialist! Good to maintain certain aura of expertise where payment is more than proportionate to work done! Great write Rallentanda!
ReplyDeleteHank
A sad indictment indeed. I don't know the lady, is there anything above the shoulders?
ReplyDeleteYes...a head for figures!
DeleteThe guy's not doing his job - she needs someone to brush the sand off.
ReplyDeleteA good stylist is hard to find...tis a pity you're a midget otherwise I would suggest you apply for the position.
ReplyDeleteHe might be at just the right height...
DeleteThis made me laugh! Fantastic job with both the write and your incorporation of the words!
ReplyDeleteAssistant bum stylists, hahaha. I personally, do not like Kim Kardashian and feel disgusted by the hype media creates around her. Brilliantly penned.
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