Rallentanda

Rallentanda

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Haiku Horizons



the contented cow
is not really contented
she knows she's rump steak





50 shades of grey
soft porn content for morons
now called "mommy porn"



good God- what is this?
the contents floating in this
coffee look quite odd

17 comments:

  1. Ha ha,both evoke laughter ! Nice ones.

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  2. Nice tongue in cheek haiku an ewww to the coffee.

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  3. You always create unique and hilarious content. These are great!

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  4. I love your craftiness with these haiku's.

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  5. Great set...the last one is just too good!!

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  6. Loving this dose of humor! :)

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  7. Oh I really hope those cows don't know their fate. That would be tragic.

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  8. Your content is always sprinkled generously with humor, loved the coffee take, I just double checked my coffee cup as I was reading it :P

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  9. An odd coffee would really spoil one's mood.

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  10. :) smile....poor cow...:(

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  11. the irony of ''content'' in the first one is so painful ,Rallentanda !
    the second and the third are full of humour ! you are always wonderful !

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  12. Thanks for the entertainment. :-)

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