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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Midweek Motif: Poets United


i say unto you peter
upon this rock
i will build my church
the gates of hell
shall not prevail against it
and i will give to thee
the keys of the kingdom of heaven

Matthew 16:19

and
they said no
and we said
yes
and there were
wars
and burnings at the stake
we are right
no
you are wrong
and we still are fighting
over
who is right
and then
the liberals came along
and said
you are both wrong
there is no God
we want a secular world
we believe in Kim Kardashian's arse

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18 comments:

  1. Brian MillerJuly 9, 2014 at 11:01 AM

    well it is hard to argue with kim kardashian's ass...i mean it takes very little faith to see it....and isnt the essence of religeon about right and wrong...ok, maybe not....

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  2. SusanJuly 9, 2014 at 11:40 AM

    Ouch! It is possible that the keys were lost along the way. Your poetic commentary expresses the confusion, anger and irony well. It is satire as in its commentary we know the solution very well, at least I think so.

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  3. Jae RoseJuly 9, 2014 at 12:01 PM

    Amen to the woman's butt..god knows it's bigger than her brain... ;)

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  4. MaryJuly 9, 2014 at 12:02 PM

    Ah, the "keys to the kingdom" sometimes seem to be some of those lost keys that are lying in the bottom of drawers, keys that have been lost but always hopeful that they will be rediscovered again.

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  5. Happy JackJuly 9, 2014 at 1:16 PM

    Very good .... and some of the liberals much prefer arses other than Kim Kardashian's.

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  6. ScarletJuly 9, 2014 at 2:21 PM

    The ending made me laugh, ha ~ Funny how we are still fighting what and who is right ~

    Grace

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  7. Sherry Blue SkyJuly 9, 2014 at 5:26 PM

    I enjoyed the irony in this.....and the humor in Kim Kardashian's arse.........two thousand years and it's still the same argument. Sigh.

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  8. Gen Giggles July 9, 2014 at 7:42 PM

    I loved the ending and the set up for the joke. Very nice.

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  9. avalonJuly 10, 2014 at 12:28 AM

    brusque and true

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  10. kaykualaJuly 10, 2014 at 2:42 AM

    Chuckles! The keys can unlock those moments of old and we are none the wiser. They still don't seem to agree. Nicely Rallentanda!

    Hank

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  11. Sumana RoyJuly 10, 2014 at 6:00 AM

    ah..this will go on till the end(!) of eternity key or no key...love the terse style..

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    1. Happy JackJuly 10, 2014 at 5:04 PM

      Eternity never ends! It's ... well ... eternal - no beginning; no end. Time and space will go; eternity will be there, just as it always is.

      (Deep)

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    2. Happy JackJuly 10, 2014 at 5:05 PM

      .... and there is a set of Keys.

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  12. J.N.T.July 10, 2014 at 11:48 AM

    hahahaha...this was funny! thank you Tanda. You succeeded in taking my attention and then making me giggle at the end. From tradition to crack. :) good one!

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  13. UnknownJuly 10, 2014 at 4:04 PM

    WOW, that would just be the end of the world to believe in her ass. Loved the surprise ending. I just was not expecting that at all! LOL

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  14. ManiparnaJuly 11, 2014 at 5:08 AM

    Quite ironical and I enjoyed the ending.... :-D

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  15. PTJuly 12, 2014 at 5:54 AM

    Witty.... but the truth is as naked as you mentioned in the last line of the poem!

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  16. Arathi HariharJuly 12, 2014 at 6:20 AM

    loved the ending line..perfect:))

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