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Thursday, June 19, 2014

Guess What



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why is this woman naked ?
no no no - no it's not what you think
she is conducting a  science experiment
which involves her lyre playing man servant

science experiments
were more interesting in days of yore
no labs, no lab coats, no fuss
just a comfortable bed and a couple of tiger cubs





da da da dah
da da da dah
ah yes that's ----






he espied her maths equations
at a lecture
t'was love at first sight
his heart went
boom boody boom
boody boom boody boom
boom boody boom
boody b b boom

long nights of calculus
and equations to look forward to
with full mugs of hot milo
on their honeymoon
and perhaps even room service
(just once as a treat)




tatay tatay tatay ta
tatay tatay tatay ta

no he did not write it
but yes he did use the tune in some variations.



9 comments:

  1. I used to have a cat. I think. maybe.

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  2. So much funnier with your able translation!

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  3. Her man servant is very fat to have his clothes stick out in front like that!

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  4. Wonderful to spend a night of equations
    but my wife had to enjoy medications

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