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why is this woman naked ?
no no no - no it's not what you think
she is conducting a science experiment
which involves her lyre playing man servant
science experiments
were more interesting in days of yore
no labs, no lab coats, no fuss
just a comfortable bed and a couple of tiger cubs

da da da dah
da da da dah
ah yes that's ----

he espied her maths equations
at a lecture
t'was love at first sight
his heart went
boom boody boom
boody boom boody boom
boom boody boom
boody b b boom
long nights of calculus
and equations to look forward to
with full mugs of hot milo
on their honeymoon
and perhaps even room service
(just once as a treat)

tatay tatay tatay ta
tatay tatay tatay ta
no he did not write it
but yes he did use the tune in some variations.
Oh, for the science of yesteryear!
ReplyDeleteI used to have a cat. I think. maybe.
ReplyDeleteSure? Maybe you borrowed a dog from Pavlov.
Deleteo my...days of yore !!!
ReplyDeleteSmiling here ...
ReplyDeleteSo much funnier with your able translation!
ReplyDeleteHer man servant is very fat to have his clothes stick out in front like that!
ReplyDeleteEunuchs tend to weight gain.
DeleteWonderful to spend a night of equations
ReplyDeletebut my wife had to enjoy medications