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you owe me 13 cherry kisses
3 french hens 5 golden rings
13 squeezes a partridge in a pear tree
13 pink whispers (not chinese )
budgie smugglers
if you do not tell me you love me within 13 days
i will plant 13 camelia bushes in your front yard
steal all 13 of your budgie smugglers and wear them as hats
i will send snowhite and 7 (doubled minus one) dwarves to your house
to fire 13 missiles into your jacuzzi
it will take me 13 hours or even days to get over you
i will cry 13 salty tear drops into 13 lace handkerchiefs
every 13th day of every month
calling out your 13 hyphenated names
Now that's the Rallentanda Spirit I know and love..budgie smuggler hats..tsk..and those pictures..more eruditely... thirteen cherry kisses is poetry magic..
ReplyDeleteBwaha!!!
ReplyDeleteHaHaHa! Love it.
ReplyDeleteSnow White knows how to let her hair down.
ReplyDeleteDelightful for the prompt
Oh this is fun to read! Very clever! Love the title!
ReplyDeletelove this array of thirteen..specially 13 salty tear drops into 13 lace handkerchiefs.. :D
ReplyDeleteSo, did I get you right, you're not happy?
ReplyDeletehaha... well hes sure to get triskaidekaphobia now!! ;)
ReplyDeleteI like it. Very off the wall. Perfect for a superstitious poem.
ReplyDeleteI caught something about...thirteen? A playful vent; marvelous rant. And remind me not to upset your apple cart! ;) Enjoyed this.
ReplyDeleteGlad you got the humour in this one. It seems I have a reputation for apple carts and fish knives:)
ReplyDeleteoh - 13 cherry kisses dont sound bad at all... hmmmm
ReplyDeleteI predict in your future, you will be told you are loved, 13 times :)
ReplyDeleteLOL..not a chance !
DeleteSnow White and 7 (doubled minus one) dwarves.....haha...what a clever curse. This was a lot of fun to read.
ReplyDeletehaha. very clever write... starts with cherry kisses, ends with missiles... yikes
ReplyDeleteHa ha...this is very good...hmmm budgie smugglers as hats that would be a sight! Sounds like a hell of a curse that's for sure. Very good!
ReplyDeleteAh.. perfect write.. and I love that Kalashnikov Snow-white.. yes more sass in those princesses is needed...
ReplyDelete13 hours or even days to get over me...really that long? smiles.
ReplyDeletefun, with the edge of seriousness underneath...
Ha Ha You've got me wondering which one was left out on the second go around . . . Is that why Grumpy is so . . . . or is could've been Sleepy snoring away . . . .
ReplyDeleteNope...Bashful..he is too shy to fire a kalashnikov:)
DeleteThis was perfect for both prompts! Awesome!
ReplyDeleteGreat salute to Friday the 13th today! Love the play on the Seven Dwarfs and the fun you obviously had writing this..
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha. I wonder if just for the sake of fun, the recipient of the threats in your piece will simply refuse to pay her debts. I know that's what I'll do. :-) I enjoyed reading your piece.
ReplyDeleteErm...the recipient of the threats wears budgie smugglers...see above picture...that might give you a clue to gender ( I hope !)
DeleteYou nailed your thirteen in a humorous, creative, cartoony way. I love it, I love the Snow White references and the 13 things-concept. You are awesome too!!!
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