No Brainer

In this video clip do you see a woman

moving clockwise

counter clockwise

airborne

jumping up and down

standing on her head

riding an albino stallion

playing darts with stilettos



Do you see this woman 
as

miss pinwill
your primary school teacher

a foot fetishist

the maharini
bessie mae mucho
in a fur stole

the empress josephine
chokered in jewels
clubbing bambi

a vicious attacker
of defenceless
cute furry animals

boadicea
against a backdrop
of $100 notes

a woman
dancing with her lover
in soft rain

cruel lady teazle
the flame throwing
man eater

a woman
dancing alone
with two elephants
in the room

a wind up plastic doll on a music box

a broken toilet seat
in triple vision


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This test determines your predisposition

to being nice or not nice

to being a lovely or an ugly

no one cares if your left brained

or right brained


we advise the following

regardless of answering the questions or not
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LESS OF THIS






and this



Tsk ! herd mentality...not nice !




one to one combat recommended



abolition of blood sports


ouch !

We Advise

MORE OF THIS



not to be confused with the common practice

of obsequiousness, bogus fashionable spirituality

and creative christianity tailored to personal needs

by a religious practitioner near you

and we also recommend this




(sack cloth and ashes if available in your area)



choir practice...while you're singing you can't be slandering

and especially this




this is real wealth



when you  love someone
you just want to surround yourself
with beauty and happiness



tis the most powerful expression
of human connection




loads of falling about laughing 
chortles and guffaws
silliness









and a nice cuppa
love steeped in twinings  english breakfast tea



no need to proclaim your acts of kindness to the world


Don't do your good deeds publicly, to be admired by others... Matthew 6: 1 - 4