he is not handsome or easygoing
the fact is he is wooden and thick
what a battle it is going to be
for the gals
to keep their hands to themselves
power seems to be an aphrodisiac
this is a guy who normally would be
running last in any race
A MESSAGE TO AUSTRALIANS
if anyone is still breathing out there
you too can be Prime Minister
Oh gawd! Imagine the offspring!
ReplyDeleteNow now...Methinks you might be a tad envious of our innovative Tony who likes to frame his budgie smugglers.!
ReplyDeleteI know nothing of your Australian politics, but it seems that this candidate makes the ladies swoon, even though he's wooden and thick. Must be a gifted sort, that's all I can say!
ReplyDeleteThis is irony MMT. Swooning for Tony Abbot would be like swooning for a wooden plank. Australian politics is like a free for all for drunks in a pub on a Saturday night.That is all there is to know.!
Deleteha. doesnt take much to be PM, now does it....smiles....
ReplyDeleteNah...my cocker spaniel could do a better job:)
DeleteYour politics seem almost as interesting as ours. LOL.
ReplyDeleteOurs is not interesting...just woeful!
DeleteWe are on a similar wooden face take today!! Besides Indian and Australian politicians are like twins in a pod...not very different and anyone can be at the top!! :)
ReplyDeleteAnyone who is second or third rate in our case!
DeleteYou will be amazed at the kinds we have here....unheard of probably elsewhere in any other place ;)
DeleteNanka...not one Indian politician flaunts himself in budgie smugglers.If there is one send me a picture and I will write a poem for him:)
DeleteI've heard a lot of negativity surrounding this guy. You are not alone.
ReplyDeleteI know..he is taking us back to Doris day and the 50s.Must rush out and find a spotted apron and a feather duster to match the retro Australian era.
ReplyDeleteHe looks to be a decent guy! One of his first acts as PM was to sack 3 guys. That's action at its fastest! Nicely Rallentanda!
ReplyDeleteHank
ReplyDeleteall politicians are alike...sigh :(
seems silly when animal magnetism wins an election or voters minds you'd think it would be policies.
ReplyDeleteAnimal magnetism...animal bit is right!
DeleteOh my he should definitely abandon that swim suit. It is kind of discouraging when one really looks at who wants to go into politics. Hope you like your spotted apron.
ReplyDeleteLOL
DeleteWhat was the thing I heard . . . With a body like that, speedo is better thought of as speedon't
ReplyDeleteLOL
Deletelast in any race - sounds like me, oh dear.
ReplyDeleteCackling. Big smile! Sadly, this could apply to any country, pretty much. Even in Canada, eh? The Smarmies.
ReplyDeleteDid you hear about the boy who saw a tombstone saying there must be two men in there!
ReplyDeleteHere lies a good man and a politician.
This is priceless ... keep the political poetry coming. We love it!
ReplyDeleteWhat? You don't play the philosophy game? :)
ReplyDeleteLooking for Clues