now i am no longer devoted to you
i need not be anxious about
not having a scrawny arse
i can now unchain the refrigerator
eat as many berries as i like
I wish I had a scrawny arse but alas it is not so. 100 berries sounds about right, well because I need to have some of all the different kinds of berries. Love the sentiment of the poem.
5 Berries! Not sure your arse will grow that fast with 5 berries. Why not go a little crazy with revenge. Perhaps 6? or 7?
ReplyDeleteGood idea....LOL
DeleteI wish I had a scrawny arse but alas it is not so. 100 berries sounds about right, well because I need to have some of all the different kinds of berries. Love the sentiment of the poem.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
trying to live up to the expectations of others can be so tiring.
ReplyDeleteFREEDOM!
I need a few more berries than that to get my arse to grow! LOL Maybe go real crazy and eat a whole bowl!! Berries are healthy right? LOL
ReplyDeleteThe wonders of not being bound by what others think. How liberating!
ReplyDeleteIf she wouldn't let you eat berries, perhaps her leaving is for the best. Berries are too good!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smile, I needed that.
ReplyDeleteother's expectations are always hard to bound by sometimes we just have to be set free from them.
ReplyDeleteBeing set free! Love it! Blessings
ReplyDeleteshort and sweet the sentiment is one that rings true to my heart!!
ReplyDeleteYes eat the whole box!! I like short pieces like this that say much in few words!
ReplyDeleteNow THERE is reason for celebration!! Yay!
ReplyDeleteDon't be fooled by advertisers, some men still appreciate a rounded arse! Next you will be telling me you like Pete Campbell.
ReplyDeleteWell that is good news oldegg. All the gels with rounded bottoms will be pleased that you still appreciate a rood rounded arse...LOL
DeletePete Campbell is definitely not my type.
lol...amusing... :D
ReplyDeleteOh no..my comment got eaten by cyberspace..I think the gist was reaching for chocolate..
ReplyDeleteDon't wanna burst your bubble, berries aren't going to go straight to your arse ... ice cream, YES.
ReplyDeleteBeen eating a lot of cold rock melon and ice cream in this weather Helen.
Deleteoh yeah ! Stay cool and have another berry or two!
ReplyDeleteA berry good poem! ;-) Thank you for the smiles--okay, there was a snicker in there too, can't read scrawny arse without a laugh...
ReplyDeleteLOLLL, yes indeed. Eat it all up and then look for someone who appreciates the Rubenesque figure :-)
ReplyDeleteRubenesque lovers are hard to come by...so I had better put the chain back on the fridge:) Glad you enjoyed this one !
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