Ripper Haiku Ripostes
Welcome to Rall's Rollin' Heights. The only requirement is that comments must be in haiku.
better than a poke
in the eye with a sharp stick
quaint british saying
better than a slap
in the face with a wet fish
sharp aussie saying
a national sport
ReplyDeletewet fish slapping down under
slippery business
Settle down Bozo
ReplyDeleteYou'll scare off the Brits and Yanks
With this malarkey
Love Morris Dancing
ReplyDeleteMen in big flowery hats
Are such a turn on
Goodness Cressida
Deleteno accounting for the tastes
of some,chars popette
comments in haiku?
ReplyDeletewhy not? requires some thought.
something's fishy though.
very fishy blog
Deletehere, Victoria thanks for
joining in the fun
what is this 'haiku'
ReplyDeleteform one must use to comment?
is it poetry?
one wet fish coming
Deleteyour way dinosaur duckie
good to see you here
better than a bite
ReplyDeletein the face from a sharp fish
piranha visit
Sorry for being late for the party. What with the floods and power and internet outage here...
no worries classy
Deletefloods and an outage oh vay
must research the news
where is that alice
Deletethe hot show girl from dallas
cavorting in france
just looked at the news
Deleteplease keep yourself dry and safe
stay inside keep warm
where is celestine
Deleteoutspoken chick with a gleam
in her big brown eyes
quaint british sayings
ReplyDeletealways good for starting wars
lovely sport eh what
good for wrist action
Deletehelps with the tennis what what
a bit smelly though
quaint british saying:
ReplyDeletepip pip cheerio what what
said through crooked teeth
said through crooked teeth
Deleterealized from biting off
more than they can chew
i would not say that
Deleteyour sense of fun is so good
t'would thrill a wet fish
oh so you are here
ReplyDeleteword coasting again i see
with dazzling white teeth
with dazzling white teeth
Deleteand my foot within my mouth
make my grand entrance
foot in mouth disease
ReplyDeletea few slaps with some wet fish
provides a great cure
coaster does not deserve this
Deleteuse a padded coat hanger
rather than wet fish
we don't have them here
ReplyDeletewe use twigs and fence wire
just jungle dwellers
dissin' the British
ReplyDeletedeserves a sharp coat hanger
up the derrière
politically
Deleteincorrect and tad too harsh
rebellious ole duck
Oh, Rallentanda
ReplyDeleteHow your words delight us all
We love surprises
Goodness it's old egg
ReplyDeletei'm glad you have not melted
in the awful heat